Crap Birthing It’s Difficult

I feel the need to shit I wink my butthole at you again and again, then all of a sudden, I cant contain it anymore, before I know it my shit is already pushed its way out of my ass! Heres your meal! Wow! But before I let you chow down my shit you must clean my ass with your tongue, baby! And be carefull - dont get me dirty! I dont want to stink crap like you, loser! Bye!