Come to the bottom of the stairs and breathe in my smelly booty you fart loving d0g. Breathe in deep while I pump out all I can into your waiting expectant nose. My arse is so stinky today, I dont know what it is that Ive eaten but you have a special treat today with these farts. Bury your nose inbetween my butt cheeks so I can delight your senses. Now my pathetic loser boy, go to the kitchen and get a big dish for me, I have a special drink in store for you! IM GOING TO SERVE YOU MY PISS! Now witness me squat over this dish and prepare your warm drink for you. Do you like the smell of it? My delicious golden shower! Well very first Im going to rub it all over your chest so you can smell of me. Im going to massage it into your body. Now get on your knees loser boy, head up, mouth open while I empty this dish of piss all over your head, and make sure you drink it! Now get down bitch and lick my piss up off the floor you dirty wanker.